Disney Descendants 🤝 Ever After High 🤝 School for Good and Evil: the holy trinity of middle grade fairytale retellings in which the children were doomed from the very start.

honestly??? i so desperately want to live in the rwrb universe like??? imagine the president of the united states being a woman??? who has a son that is openly bisexual??? and dating the prince of england???? are you kidding me???? and i’m not even american nor british, i’m just an italian lunatic who would simply maniacally ship these two mofos from afar. life would be great.

Some opinions on PJO/HOO!

. First and foremost, The Lost Hero is a great fucking book! Y'all just don't like it cause Percy's not in it.

. Also Percy shouldn't have been one of the main characters, neither should Annabeth! The other two should've been Nico and Reyna! Who should've gone down to Tartarus? Leo and Piper! There could've been a lot more depth to Leo's powers and Leo's and Pipers relationship could've been a hell of a lot more expanded on! Platonically, of course.

. I hate people who say "Piper was so useless!" None of it could've happened without her bitch! Leo and Jason would've killed each other at Medeas place! This woman put Gaea back to fucking sleep I don't wanna hear it!

. Hazel isn't 'uwu' 'couldn't hurt a fly' SHE KILLED A GIANT BY HERSELF AT 13 AND CURSED OUT NUNS!! SHUT UP!!!

. SAME WITH FRANK!!! HE'S NOT ALL INNOCENT EITHER!! HE'S A DAM PRAETER FOR A FUCKING REASON!!! Also so many people are like "Leo insults him so much!!" Honey they insult each other! They argued!! Arguing goes BOTH WAYS!! Also character development happens people!! They got better!! Stop it!!

. I've only seen like 1 or 2 people say this but Lester is NOT a P3do! "He's 4000+ years old-" yeah in a 17 year olds body. He has actual hormones and Mortal shit now, having a small crush on Reyna does not make him a fucking p3do!! You wanna talk about a real p3do let's talk about Luke!! Or how Poseidon got Sally pregnant at 19???

. Adding to that yes Calyso is a p3do!! It's not the same as Lester!! Lester was thrown right into this teenage body, as a Mortal, he didn't have any experience with knowing how to do ANYTHING Mortal!! Calypso had thousands of years of maturing!! She's physically 15 but mentally she's like 10,000+!! Even if you skip that part, Caleo is still toxic! They fight all the fucking time!! If you think that's healthy, you've been brainwashed by the herteronormative agenda!!

. All the Gods are shit except Hestia, Apollo, Artemis and Hades!

. Leo is the main main character period!! Gaea went after him at 8 because he was destined to destroy her and she knew that!! Hera herself babysat him to train him for it!! If that's not main character energy, idk what is!!

. Jason isn't boring!! There are many times he made snarky comments or jokes that were actually funny!! And even if he didn't how would you feel if you forgot everything from the start?! I would be boring too!! (Also he's autistic.)

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I'll add more later if I think of any but here.

AU where Naomi Solace literally writes songs about her fling with the sun god and everyone is all like “aw she’s so poetic” but she literally did date a god and Will is just like 🙃 the whole time

I'm having some ideas about the worldbuilding of the Greeks and Romans.

I think we have 5 main groups when it is about demigods and such: Camp Half-Blood, Camp Jupiter, Circe, Hunters and Amazons.

I think Camp Jupiter would work better if it was a whole city. It is a normal American city and the magic, mist there is heavy so all the non demigods don't know what the hell is going on there. I think it could pretty much have some sort of prestige school where you can only enter with recommendations (proof of your divine ancestry) and other stuff that would be separated for only demigods and legacies.

As far as I'm aware the Amazons were not Greek, but foreigners. I think it could be a group focused more on non-American demigods as the basis of both Roman and Greek camps are on America. Many Greek demigods would end up working for them which would explain the lack of adults to aid and have some support in Camp Half-Blood.

Circe Island and the Hunters are their own thing.

Camp Half-Blood has one main focus, which is teaching demigods how to survive, because Chiron is only one and he can't manage much more than that.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

Got an interview tomorrow, potato help me 🙏

Please help me potato

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